What is the matter with men? Just because I’m not into you I don’t want to have to discuss the reasons why at length. I’ve been single this long, and I’m not about to dive into something just cause it’s the first thing that comes up.
- *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
- everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
- *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
- everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
- me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
- me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS